वक्त...!!!

        ✍  वक्त की एक आदत बहुत
                 अच्छी है,
        जैसा भी हो,  गुजर जाता है!
            “कामयाब इंसान खुश
                  रहे ना रहे,
        खुश रहने वाला इंसान कामयाब
              जरूर हो जाता है
   
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हौसला रखो ..... ।।।

रख होंसला मुसाफ़िर
          वो मंज़र भी आएगा,
  लाइन मे खड़ा रह , तेरा भी नम्बर आयेगा
थककर न बैठ ए,
            मंज़िल के मुसाफ़िर,
मंज़िल भी मिलेगी और
तेरा भी नोट बदला जायेगा
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Insaan (इंसान)

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            *जो नसीब बदल दे !!*
            *इन्सान वही जो*
      *अपनी तक़दीर बदल दे !!*
            *कल क्या होगा*
            *कभी मत सोचो !!*
        *क्या पता कल वक्त खुद*
       *अपनी तस्वीर बदल दे !!*
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कौन है ये "सोनम गुप्ता"?

बात है 1996 की ……कहानी है नागर मिसिर और अंकिता  की ….नागर मिसिर बनारस के अस्सी मोहल्ले के रहने वाले थे उम्र 21 साल,रंग थोड़ा साँवला !अभी अभी विद्यापीठ से स्नातक तृतीय वर्ष की परीक्षा दिए है ,अंकिता ……गोरी,लंबे बालों वाली,मेकअप,लिपस्टिक लगाकर एक खूबसूरत जवान दिखने (मतलब जवान है भी) वाली लड़की !

मिसिर जी के सामने वाले दुबे जी के घर में अभी कुछ दिन पहले ही किराए पे रहने आई थी,काशी हिन्दू विश्वविद्यालय में स्नातक प्रथम वर्ष में प्रवेश हुआ था!

नागर मिसिर पंडित आदमी …..अपने पिता जी के जजमानी का काम भी देखते ,सुबह अस्सी घाट पर आने वाले तीर्थयात्रियों को पूजा पाठ भी कराते,

एक रोज अंकिता सुबह सुबह घाट के किनारे वाले मकान की बालकनी में नहाकर अपने गीले वालो को तौलिये से लपेटकर अपने कपडे सुखाने के लिए फैला रही थी और मिसिर जी गंगा स्नान करते हुए “ॐ सूर्याय नमः”बोल रहे थे और नजर अंकिता की तरफ थी!

​दो पल के लिए अंकिता की नजर भी मिसिर जी को देखी ……और एक स्माइल कर दी !

बस तब से घाट किनारे दो काम एक साथ होने लगे “अंकिता का गीले बालों के साथ बालकनी में आकर कपडे सुखाना और नागर मिसिर का गंगा में “ॐ सूर्याय नमः” के साथ सूर्य जी को जल चढ़ाना !

सूरज कभी लेट भी हो जाता…..लेकिन मिसिर जी अपने धुन के पक्के रहते ,बालकनी में उस चहरे को देखने के लिए भीषण ठंड में भी गंगा में डुबकी लगाये रहते…….नए नए प्यार की सुगबुगाहट उन्हें गर्मी देती थी !

​अंकिता एक रोज घाट पे आई ……मिसिर जी भी घाट पर बैठे बैठे बोर हो रहे थे आज कोई जजमान पूजा कराने नही आया था !

अंकिता ने मिसिर जी से अपना हाथ (भविष्य देखने के लिए) देखने के लिए आग्रह किया,मिसिर जी की खुशी देखते बनती थी,मानो वर्षो की तपस्या पूरी हो गई …….हाथ को मिसिर जी देखे भी और महसूस भी किये !

अब अंकिता पांडेय अपने मुट्ठी में दबाई हुई 10 का नोट और एक का सिक्का दक्षिणा के रूप में मिसिर जी को देती है मिसिर जी पहले तो मना करते थे बाद में अंकिता के जिद करने पर 10 रूपये का नोट ले लेते है !

अब हर रविवार अंकिता घाट पे मिसिर जी को हाथ दिखाती और 10 का नोट दक्षिणा में देती …….ये अलग बात है उसके प्यार में पड़े मिसिर जी रविवार शाम उसे सिनेमा दिखाने ले जाते,गोलगप्पे-चाट खिलाते,कपडे दिलवाते !

दिसम्बर का महीना ठण्ड अपनी उस अवस्था में जिस अवस्था में मिसिर जी की जवानी …….मतलब दुनो एकदम प्रचण्ड !

सुबह के 5 बजे थे…….कोहरे से गंगा जी ढकी हुई थी …..और मिसिर जी पानी में स्नान करते हुए निगाह बालकनी में लगाए हुए थे !

एक घण्टे हुए…….6 बज गए …….मिसिर जी सोच रहे थे अब तक तो आ जाना चाहिए कपडे सुखाने इतना लेट कभी नही की !

7 बजे…….8 बजे………. मिसिर जी पानी के बाहर निकलते और फिर “दीदार-ऐ-महबूब”की सनक उन्हें ठंडे पानी में ले जाती !

अब सूरज सर पे था…..12 बज गए ……बालकनी खाली थी और खाली था मिसिर जी का दिल ……

मिसिर जी को बुखार हो गए था ,शरीर तप रहा था !

उसी बुखार में मिसिर जी अपने सामने वाले दुबे जी के घर पर गए जिस बालकनी से अंकिता दिखाई देती है !

अब मिसिर जी का शरीर ठंडा पड़ गया था मानो सैकड़ो विषधर साँपो ने एक साथ डस लिया हो – दुबे जी ने बताया अरे उस लड़की का नाम अंकिता नही ,सोनम था सोनम …….”सोनम गुप्ता”….अपने जौनपुर वाले गुप्ता जी की बेटी !

यहाँ पढ़ने आईं थी पढ़ाई पूरी हो गई अब उसकी शादी है…..अगले लगन में ,लड़का बड़ा सरकारी बाबू है !

मिसिर जी शादी आपको ही करानी है …….पैसे वाले आदमी है हमारे गुप्ता जी “दक्षिणा” में कोई कमी नही रहेगी !

​अब नागर मिसिर रात के 11 बजे घाट किनारे आये…..हवन कुंड में आग जलाई और अंकिता (अब सोनम) के दिए हुए खत और एक -दो उपहार को “ॐ बेवफाये नमः” स्वाहा करते हुए जला दिए !

चैन अब उनको रात में भी नही था …..दो बजे अचानक उठे कलम उठाई और हाथ दिखाने पर अंकिता(अब सोनम) ने जो 10-10 वाले नोट दिए थे सभी को अपने बक्से से बाहर निकाला !

और हर नोट पे लिख डाले “सोनम गुप्ता बेवफा है” !!

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तो सुनिए कुछ नया...!!😜😝

सुरक्षित काले मेरे बाल,
पागल हो गया केजरीवाल..😜
च्यवनप्राश हो सोना चाँदी,
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Fear of Exam - EXAMPHOBIA !!!

ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए,

ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए, 

ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने

ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए.

Trump is America's Modi and Modi is India's Trump !!!

 They are pompous, they are presumptuous, they are theatrical and they are narcissistic.

It would be fine if we were talking about a Hollywood or a Bollywood star.

Here we are talking about leaders of two great democracies in the world. One, who is holding the highest office in his country and the other, a hopeful for the most powerful office in the world.

Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and the Republican candidate for the US presidency Donald Trump have many, many personality traits in common. Trump and Modi are similar in style, content and in appeal to their respective constituencies.

Trump is America's Modi and Modi can be described as India's Trump.

To begin with, the anger of the American voters propelling Trump to the Republican candidacy is similar to the Indian voters' rage that brought Modi to power. The objective conditions for a vote in favour of Trump in America are also somewhat similar to those that put Modi in power.

The conditions for Modi to win the election were prepared as a result of ten years of the UPA (United Progressive Alliance) government under Manmohan Singh which had become hamstrung by corruption cases, economic decline, high inflation and policy paralysis.

Trump's rise is predicated on similar conditions. During eight years of president Barack Obama, the US suffered the worst recession since the Great Depression, high unemployment and America's perceived decline as the world's greatest power and the consequent loss of face.

Modi found a constituency among the aspirational youth, a large disenchanted middle class and voters who thought India had become a weak nation under Manmohan. Trump has found support among the angry white lower and middle class Americans who feel let down by Obama's weakness on the foreign policy front.

In his quest for power, a smart Modi grabbed the chance to become the prime minister, sidelining the BJP's patriarch and hopeful LK Advani. As an outsider to the Republican Party, smart and clever Trump is forcing himself on the GOP elites who are just as befuddled by the voters' response as Trump's die-hard opponents.

Both Modi and Trump are great showmen, they are flashy and mercurial. They are demagogues par excellence. Through the play of their demagogueries, both Trump and Modi have successfully manipulated crowds and audiences.

During less than two years in office, Modi has displayed his showmanship at home and abroad in storied arenas in Tokyo, New York, London and Sydney.

In New York, the one-time ascetic RSS pracharak made an attempt to impress the Indian diaspora by quoting a line from Star Wars to actor Hugh Jackman "May the force be with you." His upstart-like behaviour impressed few but Modi couldn't care less.

Perhaps, British comedian and TV host John Oliver knew better. He wryly commented on his show "Last Week Tonight" that Modi was doing "weird and inexplicable things". During Modi's numerous visits abroad, TV viewers have watched him doing weird things. In another display of showmanship, Modi played drum in Tokyo to compete with a professional Japanese drummer.

Trump has always been a showman. He has converted the race to the White House into a show as no other presidential candidate has ever done. Theatrics, melodrama, play-acting are qualities Trump honed on an NBC reality television show running since 2004 aptly called "Apprentice". The American audience, a large number of whom have become his cheerleaders today, watched Trump's apprenticeship to the White House race on the reality show.

Trump and Modi are narcissistic to the bone. They are arrogant, boastful and believe they are uniquely gifted to solve all the problems facing their people on their own. They claim to be the know-it-alls.

"I'm so good looking that even the women who criticise me don't attack my looks. My fingers are long and beautiful as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body," Trump boasts.

Modi can match Trump's narcissism. When he wore that Modi monogrammed pinstriped suit at a meeting with Obama, who could have thought the man was once an ascetic RSS pracharak? Modi's penchant for taking selfies loudly speaks of his self-love.

Besides their shared showmanship and narcissism, Modi and Trump's more troubling similarities are their love for unabashed hyper-nationalism and their hatred for minorities. Modi threatened to deport Bangladeshi immigrants in a speech in Kolkata and once said that only Bangladeshi Hindu immigrants were welcome in the country.

Once he said in an interview that he was pained by the Gujarat riots like one is pained even after a puppy is run over by a car. In a speech during the Bihar election campaign he angrily vowed that he wouldn't let any reservation for Muslims to be implemented by taking away quotas from other categories.

Modi's pet theme song during the election campaign was his promise to make India great, to restore the lost glory of its hoary past. He harped on pursuing a muscular foreign policy with respect of Pakistan.

Trump has spoken about preventing Muslims from entering America, about bombing the Islamic State (ISIS) terrorists, their family members and even children. He has threatened to build a wall to prevent Mexican immigrants from entering America and make them pay for it.

Trump has promised all this and much more to make America great.

Trump has spoken high of Modi. During a trip to Mumbai after Modi had become the prime minister, Trump said, "He has done a fantastic job of brining people together."

Only a divisive figure like Trump can sing paeans to Modi for brining "people together".

नरेन्द्र मोदी चालीसा !!!

 

 मोदी चालीसा 😄😄😜😜😜😜😝😝

       जय नरेन्द्र ग्यान गुन सागर | 
       जय मोदी तिहुँ लोक उजागर ||

राष्ट्रदूत अतुलित बलधामा |
दामोदर पुत्र नरेन्दर नामा ||

       तुम उपकार राष्ट्र पर कीन्हा |
       कच्छ संवारि स्वर्ग सम कीन्हा ||

माया, मुलायम थर थर काँपैं |
काँग्रेस को चिंता व्यापै ||

       नासहि सपा मिटैं बसपाई |
       खिलै कमल फूलैं भजपाई ||

साधु संत के तुम रखबारे |
असुर निकंदन राष्ट्रदुलारे ||

       संत रसायन तुम्हरे पासा |
       सदा रहहु भारत के दासा ||

भारत विश्वगुरु बन जावै |
जब मोदी दिल्ली मैं आवै ||

       चीन पाक दोउ निकट न आवै |
       जब मोदी को नाम सुनावै ||

नासहिं दुष्ट और अपराधा |
भ्रष्टाचार मिटावहिं बाधा ||

        करहि विकास स्वर्ग सम सुंदर |
        बनहि राम को सुंदर मंदिर ||

असुर निवारि सुरन्ह कौ थापैं |
राहुल सोनिया कबहुँ न व्यापै ||

         मोदी मंत्र एक सम जाना |
         करहि विकास राष्ट्र सनमाना ||

भारत राष्ट्र पराक्रमशाली |
होहि सिद्ध यह शंशय नाही ||

            || जय मोदी ||

American President TRUMP

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the President-elect of the United States and a businessman. He is scheduled to take office as the 45th President on January 20, 2017. As the Republican Party's nominee for president in the 2016 election, he defeated Hillary Clinton in the general election on November 8, 2016.

Trump is currently the chairman and president of The Trump Organization, the principal holding company for his real estate ventures and other business interests – a position he has said he will vacate prior to his assumption of the presidency. During his career, Trump has built office towers, hotels, casinos, golf courses, and other branded facilities worldwide.

Trump was born and raised in New York City and received a bachelor's degree in economics from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971 he was given control of his father Fred Trump's real estate and construction firm and later renamed it The Trump Organization, rising to public prominence shortly thereafter. Trump has appeared at the Miss USA pageants, which he owned from 1996 to 2015, and has made cameo appearances in films and television series. He sought the Reform Party presidential nomination in 2000, but withdrew before voting began. He hosted and co-produced The Apprentice, a reality television series on NBC, from 2004 to 2015. As of 2016, he was listed by Forbes as the 324th wealthiest person in the world, and 156th in the United States.

In June 2015, Trump announced his candidacy for president as a Republican and quickly emerged as the front-runner for his party's nomination. In May 2016, his remaining Republican rivals suspended their campaigns, and in July he was formally nominated for president at the 2016 Republican National Convention. Trump's campaign received unprecedented media coverage and international attention. Many of his statements in interviews, on Twitter, and at campaign rallies have been controversial or false. Several rallies during the primaries were accompanied by protests or riots. On October 7, a 2005 audio recording surfaced in which Trump bragged about forcibly kissing and groping women; multiple women accused him of forcibly doing so shortly thereafter. He apologized for the 2005 comments and denied the allegations, describing them as part of a wider smear campaign.

Trump's platform included renegotiation of U.S.–China trade deals, opposition to particular trade agreements such as NAFTA and the Trans-Pacific Partnership, stronger enforcement of immigration laws together with building a wall along the U.S.–Mexico border, reform of veterans' care, repeal and replacement of the Affordable Care Act, and tax cuts. Following the November 2015 Paris attacks, Trump called for a temporary ban on Muslim immigration to the United States, later stating that the ban would focus instead on countries with a proven history of terrorism, until the screening for potential terrorists is improved. At 70, he will be the oldest person to ever become a first-term president, surpassing Ronald Reagan, who was 69 when he took office in 1981. He will also be the second President born in New York City after Theodore Roosevelt, and the only President born in Queens or any of the "outer boroughs" of New York City.